Things that taste like chicken

Steak

Pork

Vegetables

Oxygen

Pets

Skin

Dolphins

Blind people

Dialectic

Sunlight

Crocodiles

Zebras

Water Buffalo

Ducks (though ducks are simply marine chickens)

Concrete

Pepsi Max

Fire

Bones

Germ sausages (sometimes – work in progress)

Ethnic chicken bread

Some people starting martial arts

Gyms

Chicken salad

Chicken soup enema ( a bit)

Giant balloon animals with chicken essence

Chicken hair

Feathers

Scientists, I am ready for your peer review: