Things that do not taste like chicken
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Corn powder
Most tinea treatments
Eggs (who would have thought it?)
Rat candy
Cement
The Coca Cola
Roast lamb (if you have cooked it properly, it should taste like lamb and mint and onion and rosemary and caramelisation and potato and carrot and pumpkin and garlic and salt and pepper and oil, most definitely not chicken)
Genetically Modified Animals (well, the good ones don’t)
Germ sausages (sometimes – work in progress)
Good bread
Circus
Marital Artists (not to be confused with Martial Artists)
Salad
Coffee enema
