Rod Serling promised in The Outer Space Connection that the aliens were going to return on 24 December 2011.  I’ve waited a very long time and now I feel ripped off.  Perhaps they returned invisibly?  Well what the hell is the use of that, aliens?  There, its confirmed, outer space tastes like chicken.

Somewhere in Central American a large group is working hard to flip the page of a huge stone calendar.

Happy Christmas scientists!

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  1. I had that in my mobile phone calendar. I remember lying back on Christmas eve waiting. I awoke to find a Clash CD which is arguably better.

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  3. […] years ago Rod Serling of blessed memory promised that the aliens would return on 24 December 2011.  And not in some wishy washy invisible way, or […]

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